In honour of Independence Day
I will do the opposite of what I usually do, and list ways that America is better than Canada (but I still won’t spell “honour” without a u): Butter comes in easy-to-measure “sticks” instead of one big...
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Paris Hilton wears her own face – The Superficial Paris Hilton visited the Ole Henrickson Spa on Tuesday, and afterwards showed off her new shirt, which happens to be a Warhol-inspired design of her...
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$370 to replace a lost green card! I thought $290 was excessive, but I hadn’t noticed the additional $80 biometrics fee. What the fuckity fuck? That’s it… The USCIS is now officially at the top of my...
View ArticleHydro bill != water bill
I was just talking to someone about my hydro bill. I managed to correct that one before getting asked what the hell a hydro bill is, but it inspired me to add to my list of Canadianisms I use that...
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